it isn't James Potter's fault, honestly (![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} acciopotter) wrote,@ 2010-09-20 09:50:00 |
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the adventures of me :: episode 002
I walked in the door and the tinsel attacked me. I've been mauled by a silver creeper. And this is on top of having been been trounced by the girls back at school. I'm still finding snow in my ears. I'm self-medicating with my own weight in gingerbread and I think I'm going to pull through, but if I succumb to the glitter, I bequeath my porn stash to Fred. Use it wisely. Use it well. Use it without thinking of me, there's a good man.
If I don't die, caroling like you would not believe on The Eve of the Eve (because getting out on Christmas Eve would involve getting past Grandma Weasley and that's just impossible). I always think "wassailing" sounds like something you should be arrested for, and it is, if you do it right. Once again, if I fall off someone's snowy roof and die, etc etc.
The festive season's bloody dangerous. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
I walked in the door and the tinsel attacked me. I've been mauled by a silver creeper. And this is on top of having been been trounced by the girls back at school. I'm still finding snow in my ears. I'm self-medicating with my own weight in gingerbread and I think I'm going to pull through, but if I succumb to the glitter, I bequeath my porn stash to Fred. Use it wisely. Use it well. Use it without thinking of me, there's a good man.
If I don't die, caroling like you would not believe on The Eve of the Eve (because getting out on Christmas Eve would involve getting past Grandma Weasley and that's just impossible). I always think "wassailing" sounds like something you should be arrested for, and it is, if you do it right. Once again, if I fall off someone's snowy roof and die, etc etc.
The festive season's bloody dangerous. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.